Jokes are Funny

Jokes make you laugh.Whenever you are bored, u can read some jokes which can make you laugh. Jokes play an important part in our lives. It brightens up your life and kills time. Here are some jokes that will make you laugh your way through:

1.One day two girls were late for school. When one of the girls walked into the classroom, the teacher asked, "Where were you?"

The girl replied, "I was at the lake throwing pebbles."

A few minutes later,the second girl walked in the room. The teacher asked her the same thing. The girl said the same thing. A few minutes later,a new girl that was dripping wet walked into the room.

The teacher asked, "Hello,what is your name?"

The girl replied, "My name is Pebbles."

2.Three boys called Manners,Shut up and Trouble were playing in the woods one day, when Trouble suddenly vanished from sight! Shut up and Manners were unable to find him, so they decided to go and report Trouble's disappearance to the police. Manners waited outside on the steps of the police station while Shut up went in.

"What's you name,sonny?" asked the policeman behind the inquires desk.

"Shut up," replied the boy.

"Where are your manners?" the policeman said,startled.

"Sitting outside the steps," replied Shut up.

"Are you looking for trouble?" the policeman scowled.

"Yes," said Shut up, "how did you know?"

3.Once there were four aliens and they came to Earth. The first one could only say:"Me,me,me."

The second one could only say, "With knives and forks."

The third one could only say, "Because he stole my lollipop."

The fourth one could only say, "Yeah,yeah,yeah."

One day there was a dead man on the road, and the policeman pulled the aliens over and said, "Who killed this man?"

The first alien said, 'Me,me,me."